very funny love msgs in hindi

Sms karne mai hum Dabbang hai hum
dosto ko yaad karne mai Ready hai hum
ab to pahchan lo kon he hum
dosto ki duniya ka Boadygurd hai hum
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I told my wife, I have 12 rupees... Let's go out for dinner tonight.
She printed a "Congress Symbol" on my face!

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Dil Se Liya 1st
"D"
Love Se Liya 2nd
"O
Rose Se Mila 3rd
"S"
Geet Se Mila 4th
"T"
Sathi Se Mila 5th
"I"
Tub Jakar Bani Ye Pyari "DOSTI".
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Nayi Cheez Dekho:
Voda(F)one
Ai(R)cell
Rel(I)ance
id(E)a
Bs(N)l
TATA In(D)icom
Dekho FRIEND ke bina saare mobile network adhura hain - Kyunki har ek friend zaroori hota hai!
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Tu jo marzi mang le har cheez kurban hai meri..
Bas ik jaan na mangna, kyunk tu hi to jaan hai meri.

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Chupa le is tarah se tu mujhko apni baan'hon mein...
K hawa bhi guzarne ki ijaazat maange............very romantic msg for girlfriend
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Larka universty me Beautiful larki se: aap ka name??
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Larki ghussey se : mujhey sab behan kehtey hain. .
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Larka : o acha to aap hain wo jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja ji jeeja ji kehtey hain.
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Santa to Banta - tumko kisi se pyar hua hai ?
Banta - haa yaar par vo manti hi nahi,
Kyu kya kaheti he, Kaheti hai "I love u 2"
Pata nahi sala ye dusra kon hai...........

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little cute girl went 2 shop-jab me badi ho jaungi mujse shadi kroge shopkeeper smilng-ha kar lunga
girl-to apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate b nahi doge???