Jokes sms

little cute girl went 2 shop-jab me badi ho jaungi mujse shadi kroge shopkeeper smilng-ha kar lunga
girl-to apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate b nahi doge???
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English Class Kid:" Me sleep with Dad last night
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Madam (correcting):" No beta, I slept with dad last night
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Kid:" Aap mere sone ke baad aayi hogi........latest mast jokes
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Wife is a Memory Card;
Husband is an ATM Card;
Parents are PAN Card;
Girlfriend is a Debit Card;
Sister-in-law is a Recharge Card;
Child is an Identity Card;
But Friends are AADHAR Card - Bloody useful everywhere!
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A memory is a photograph taken by the heart to make a special moment last forever. Good Morning!
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Sweet love proposal -
Q 1: What do you call a mother in Marathi?
Q 2: What's the name of Lord Rama's elder son?
Q 3: What's the style of Swami Narayan's 'Tilak'?
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Answers:
1. I
2. Luv
3. U


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Power and Wealth are fruits of life;
But Family and Friends are roots of life!
We can manage without the fruits;
But can never stand without the roots!.........decent msgs
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MOVIES OF SCHOOL LIFE
Class = BARDASHT
Attendance = HERA PHERI
Class Room = NO ENTRY
Teacher = JANI DUSHMAN
Exam = EVIL DEAD
Examinar = DON
Friend During Papers = HUM AAP KE HAIN KON ?
Marking = ANDHA KANOON
Exam Time = QAYAMAT
Cheating = LAGE RAHO MUNNA BHAI
Question Paper = PAHELI
Answer Paper = KORA KAGHAZ
Result = SADMA
Pass = CHAMATKAR
Fail = DEVDAS
Future = NA TUM JANO NA HUM
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