whatspp status, sms and jokes for you.

Ek ladki ko dekha to Aisa laga, Dusri ladki ko dekha to Waisa laga.!! . . . . Jab dono ne thappad mara to ek Jaisa laga…..!!!

Hum yaad tujhi ko karte he Ek ada pe marte he Ek hi baat se darte he ki Aap CLOSE-UP kyo nahi karte he…..

Katal karna hai to nigahon se kar talwar me kya rakha hai Pyar karna hai to mujhse kar mere doston me kya rakha hai.

DIL Ki Dharkanen RUK C Gai Hain SAANSE Meri THAM C Gai Hay Pucha DIL K Doctor Se HUMNE Pata Chala Is DIL Me AAPKI YAADEN SARDI Ki Wajah Se JAM C Gai Hain…..

Kamar jitni bhi patli ho maza utna nasheela hai. chalega jo bhi ho aankhon ka rang kala ya neela hai, ishq k naam pe kerte sabhi ab RASLEELA hao.. main karun to saala character dheelaa hai

Tum Apna hath sir par firao, 1 bar fir firao, 2 bar firao, Chalo 1 bar fir dono hath firao, Ab to yakin aa gaya na gadhe k sing nahi hote….

Na pyar, na yar, na mohhabat, na dosti yaro, aaj k ye devdas ki bat mano yaro, na chandramukhi, na paro, BUS HAR LADKI PAR LINE MARO!

Charo taraf Padhai ka Saya h Har paper me zero nazar aya h Hm to yuhi Chale jate h bina Muh dhoye Xm dene , Or log kehte he Sala raat bhar Padhai kr k aaya h….

Zindagi Ki Har Ek Udaan Baaki Hai Har Mod Pr Ek Imtihan Baki Hai Abhi To Sirf Aap Hi Pareshan Hai Mujhse Abhi To Pura Hindustan Baaki Hai

dost ruthe toh rab ruthe ,fir ruthe toh jag chhute, agarfir ruthe toh dil ruthe, agar fir ruthe? Nikal danda maar saale ko jab tak danda na tute…..

Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai

Pyar Ki Usne Kadar Kaha Rakhi Hai Dil Ki Usne Khabar Kaha Rakhi Hai, Maine Kaha Hum Mar Jayege Apke Pyar Me, Usne Pucha “KABAR” Kaha Rakhi Hai…..

SMART Ho Aap Toh Bure Hm B Nhi INTELLIGENT Ho Ap Toh Buddhu Hm B Nhi Dosti Kr K Kehte Ho Busy H Hm Yaad Karna Hmse Sikho Free Toh Hm B Nhi.

WARNING!! I know karate …..and some other words!!!

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world each day fit exactly the length of newspaper.

Congratulations!!My tallest finger want to give you a standing ovation.

A black cat passing by the crossroad can stop hundreds of people what a RED LIGHT on traffic signal has failed to do for long time!!

Keep moving! Nothing new to read…

Status under construction.

Take Life, one cup at a time!

One more password got married…!

Smile today, tomorrow could be worse.

I Am Not Special , I Am Just Limited Edition.

Life is like ice cream, enjoy it before it melts.

Why is Monday so far from Friday and Friday so near to Monday????

पहले सब्र का फल मीठा होता था लेकिन अब सब्र के फल की कहीं और शादी हो जाती है

प्यार ऐसे आलसी इन्सान से करो जो छोड़ कर जाने की सोच से ही थक जाये

कल उस लड़के को राहमें पिटते देखा, जिसका स्टेटस था हम वहाँ खड़े होते है जहाँ Matter बड़े होते हैं

प्यार करने वालों की आधी ज़िन्दगी तो एक दूसरे को block unblock करने में निकल जाती है

Bikne wale bahot hai, Jao Kharid lo, Par achay log ‘Kimat’ se nhi ‘Kisamat’ se mila karte hai.

‘Baat’ bhi unhi ki hoti hai, Jin me koi kam ki ‘Baat’ hoti hai.

Meri Soch aur Meri Pahechaan next level hai aur mera attitude bhi

Sher khud apni takat se Raja hota hai, Jangal mein Voting nhi hote.” #Samjh li jai

Hathiar to shok ke leyi rakha karte hai, after all #Khoof ke liye to naam hi kafi hai and you know it.

“Tum Zindagi mein aa gye ho to ye khyal rakhna, muba Hum ‘Jaan’ de dete hai par ‘Jaane’ nahi dete.

Maana ki teri ek aawaj se bhid ho jati hai, Lekin hum bhi kuch kam nhi, Hmari ek aawaj se puri bhid bikhar jati hai.

Bhukha Peit or Khali Jeb Insaan Ko Jindgi Me Bohat Kuch Sikh Jata Hai,,

Na Block kiya tha aur Na kabhi karenge..Tuje to apna photo aur status dikha-dikha ke jalayenge.

जो ‘दोगे’ वहीं लौट कर आयेगा, चाहे वो ‘इज्जत’ हो या ‘धोखा’..

Baat aakhon ki suno dil mein utar jaati hai.. Zubba ka kya kabhi bi mukkar jaati hai,.

लोग कहते हे की मेरा भी समय आयेगा ,,,में केहता हु मेरा समय में ख़ुद लाऊगा..

Jaha se teri badshahi khatam hoti hai waha se hamari shuru hoti hai

जीत हासिल करनी हो तो काबिलियत बढाओ, किस्मत की रोटी तो कुत्तेको भी नसीब होती है.!!

कुत्ते भोंकते हे अपना वजूद बनाये रखने के लिये.. और लोगो की खामोशी हमारी मौजूदगी बया करती हे ।

Na chhuri rakhta hu,or  Na pistol rakhta hu, DILWALO ka beta hu bas dil me jigar rakhta hon!

यू हर किसी के हाथों बिकने को तैयार नहीं,ये Preet का जिगर है तेरे शहर का अखबार नहीं”

Umar se to mai chota hu lakin Bade-Bade Aashiq muje salam kertay hoa jatay hain!

Naam Is Liye Ucha Hai Hmara Kyuki Hum Badla Nahi Badlav Lane Ki Sochte Hai..

भले ही अपने ख़ास दोस्त कम है…पर जितने भी है nuclear bomb हैं,,

Zindgi me 2 Chize ke piche mat bhagna, 1 ladki or Dusri Bus yeh 2 chize Aati Jati Rahti hai..

इतने अमीर तो नहीं कि सब कुछ खरीद लें…पर इतने गरीब भी नहीं हुए कि खुद बिक जाएँ।

Khelne De Unko Jab Tak Jee Na Bhar Jaye Unka, Mohabat 4 Din Ki Thi To Shounk Kitne Din Ka Hoga..

“पैसे का तो पता नहीं Pagli,  पर कुछ जगह पर नाम ऐसा कमाया है की वहाँ Paisa नहीं मेरा Naam चलता है ।”

Ghulami to ham shirf apne maa baap kihi kartehe hain, duniya ke liye to kal bhi badshah the or aaj bhi badshah hi hai, or rahain ge.

Maa Jab bhi mere layi dua karti hai na, Raste ki her lardki muje salam karti hai..