latest sms

What is the similarity between Media and Wife?
Till they don't share the same news at least 100 times, they really don't sit quietly!

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The main tension of parents nowadays..!!
What their Son/Daughter download….
But...But
What their daughters upload

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Jab Pyar Imtihaan leta hai, Kurbani sirf "Virginity" hi deti hai
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Biwi raat me kapde utrte hue...
tirchi nazar se Santa ki traf dekte hue boli:
Pata he na kya karna hai..?
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Santa: teri aisi ki taisi,,,
Me itni rat ko kpde nahi dhounga..!
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Wife in romantic mood: Shall we try different positions tonight ??
Husband : ( excited ) yah sweety sure why not.
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Wife : ok you stand at sink & wash dishes, I'll be on sofa and watch TV........ very
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Log kapdo ke style par na jane kitne paise barbad karte hai?
Jab ki zindgi ke sab se hasin pal bina kapdo ke guzarte hai
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Apna BACHPAN yaar.. Jab dekho galat sochoge!

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Lipstick lagaana ladki ki beauty h
"wah wah"
aur usey taste karna ladko ki duty h

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Height of santa Intelligence: Santa writes all answer as...

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and......Lastly he writes..
"answer are written in bar code format to protect from being copied……..!!!


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Gabbar: Ye hath mughe de de thakur?
Thakur: tik hai, le le par kal subah me dhone ke liye aa jana.
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For me you're as:
Cheese for Pizza, Passport for Visa;
Butter for Bread, Ice for Freezer;
Cream for Cake, Water for Lake;
Leaf for Tree and a FRIEND like you is for me!