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Wife- sunoji ladka bahut paise udane laga h,
jaha bhi chhupati hu dhoondh leta hai.
Dad- nalayak ki book me rakh de.......exam tak nhi milega.......................very funny exam jokes

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Garibon ki thaali mein 'shaahi-pulaav' aa gaya,
lagta hai bharat mein fir se chunaav aa gaya.................election special msgs

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Latest New Ekdum Fresh Whatsapp Status
: daddy mummy hain nahi ghar pe.......aa ke mil jara...

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People will take six months to turn the taj mahal into Jama Masjid if you allow pan masala inside.

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Cute college girl at fee counter: sir pehle meri lelo.
Sir: thora ruko aram se longa.
Girl: jaldi le lo phr nhi de paongi q k phr mere period start ho jain ge....

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Girl to sweeper: Bhaiya, Hamari naali ka paani kaise nikaloge ?
Sweeper: G, Aapki naali me bus DANDA dalne ki der hai, pani toh mai 2 minute me nikal dunga..

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It's not possible to "Make Everyone Happy :)";
But it's possible to "Be Happy with Everyone :)"! Good Morning!

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Guns don’t kILL people Dads with Pretty Daughters KILL people.