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Badi Shiddat se chaha tha ki uska Mobile recharge karu Mai
magar muhalle ki 2 rechage ki dukano me se 1 recharge wala
uska Bhai Nikala aur 2 uska mustanda boyfriend........
Bahut jaam ke pitae ki kamino ne...

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Shadiyo me 3 tarah ke Naachane wale hote hai
1. To wo jo bhangra special hote hai
2. Dusre nagin special
3. Tesre woo jinko dekhkar pata nahi chalta
ki naach rahe hai ya Maata Rani aaye hai.....funny shaadi chutkule

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Kanjoos Baap ki bete ne kha:
"Papa meri girlfiend pregnant ho gayi h.
70000 mang rhi h, CHUP rehne ke."
Kanjoos ne chup chap rupaye de diye.
3 mahine baad dusra beta bola:
"Meri girlfriend pregnant h 100000 mang rhi h.
Kanjoos ne dil pe pathhar rakh kar rupaye de diye.
5 mahine baad
Kanjoos ki kuwari sunder beti boli:
"Papa, I am pregnant.!"
Kanjoos ne usko gale se Lagaya
Aur beti ka maatha chum ke kaha:
"Shabaash beti, Abb humari baari rupye lene ki....


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Baap ne beti ke room me Cigarette dekha...
Oh God, She Smokes
Phir wine ki bottle dekhi...
Oh God, She Drinks too...
Phir ladke ko dekha
Thank God, ye sab es kamina ladke kaa H

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Arz Kiya Hai....
Just Friend thi wo meri, achanak se mere liye khaas ho gayi.
Zindagi bhar fail hoti thi, kambakht pregnancy test me pass ho gayi......

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Pahle Boyfriend/Lover apne GF ke aane ka entzaar Balcony me karte the
Ab online ane ka bole to "Rista Wahe Sooch Naye"

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