Latest sms

Pappu: papa, pyar ek virus hai.
Papa: aur ye darwaje ke pichhe rakha latth antivirus hai.kahe to abhi tera System Scan kar dun.

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Kuch ladke to bas esi ummid me Khoon donate karte hai
ki Hindi Filmo ki tarah kisi cute sweet ladki ko
unka khun chadaya jaega aur phir vo
dundte dundte unhe pyaar karne aaygi

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Shaadi krant ke taar ki tarah hoti hai
sahi jud jaaye to saara jivan rosan-
aur
galat jud jaaye to jivan bhar ghhtke.....ekdum fresh shaadi jokes


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Mai to chahta hu ki Govt. mere WhatsApp msgs ko pade
aur unko hamri Problem ka pata chale ki kese hum Girlfriend ko impress kese kate hai?
Dosto se rupye udhar lekar
unko Dominos, Mac D, KFC, PVR le jate hai,
Bus se chale wale ladke Girlfriend ko Taxi me le jate hai, Kaya pata Govt. Love subsidiary jari kar de.....

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1-5 yr Girls Love MOM,
6-15 Girls Love DAD
16-25 Girls Love ME
26-50 Girls Love HUSBAND
Ab Bachi
51-80 Girls
Tumhara B To Haq Banta H Yaar..!!

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Hasrat-e-Didaar ke liye uski gali me Mobile ki dukaan kholi
Maat poocho aab Halat-e-babsi...
Roj ek naya ladka uska Mobile No. ko Rechage karwane aata hai

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Ek Shadi me jab photographer ne Dhara-dhar Radhe Maa ke 300 photo khich liye
taab Dulhan ke papa ne use bataya "Ruko Bhai ruko jraa... Dulhan Radhe
Maa nahi hai, Dulhan abhi beauty parlour me hai

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