Latest New santa banta jokes 2018

SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote h?
BANTA- Desh me itna terrorist attacks badh gaya h ke bachche akele aane se darte hai yaar.....terrorist jokes


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Ladki ka baap ladke se puchta hai...
Baap: “tum meri beti se kab se love karte ho? ” .
Ladka: “6 mahine se” .
Baap: “ main kaise yaqeen kar loon? ” . . . .
Ladka: “mat karo, 3 mahine ke baad apne aap pata chal jaega

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GF: Truth or dare?
BF : Truth!
GF : Do I look fatty in this new Salwar Suits ?
BF : I choose 'truth' and not 'dare'!

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While preparing her resume a young gorgeous girl wrote:
special qualification: I am flexible enough to perform in all positions.......
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Hanging out would be Boring;
Movies would not be Entertaining;
Chatting would not be Engrossing;
Shopping would not be Happening;
WhatsApp, Facebook, Twitter, Instagram would not be interesting;
And hence Life would not be Cool;
If you were not my dear friend/mate/pal!