latest jokes 2018

Ek aurat ne traffic signal todh diya,
Traffic police wale ne usse rok liya…
Aurat : Mujhe jane do mai ek teacher hu…
Traffic police : Issi din ka intijar kafi salo se kar raha hu..
Chalo ab 100 bar likho… agge se ab signal nahi todhugi

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Ek bacha bhaga bhaga police station pahucha
Bacha : Inspector saheb jaldi chaliye
ek chor mere papa ko 1 gante se mar raha hai
Police : Ek ghante se mar raha hai
tum kya khadhe khade tamasha dekh rahe the tab se
Bacha : Nahi Nahi , Isse pahle mere papa usse mar rahe the

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Santa banta se bolta hai :
Suna hai teri shadi tay ho gai hai
wo bhi ek bahut choti height wali ladki se
Banta : Han yar mushibat jitni choti hai utna thik

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Pappu: Sister mujhe ek bottle khun dedo.
Sister: Blood group kya hai.
Pappu: Koi sa bhi chalega.
Sister: Kyu ?
Pappu: Girlfriend ko love latter likhna hai